Lawyer Software

How I only wish that there were really such a software for computers so
that they could instruct you to be your own Lawyer. Imagine if you could
have such a software in your Lap Top and it would tell you how to
represent yourself. This is what I came up with that the program would
be like:

NEW LAWYER SOFTWARE FOR COMPUTERS

Just think! For the cost of one hour of a Lawyers time ($300.00) you
can have this Computer Software program which will do most all of the
problem solving that you would have to hire a Lawyer for and pay him for
numerous hours of work. This computer software will:

1. Show how to effectively negotiate the best contract or cash
settlement which you will be able to keep instead of seeing most of it
to go to a Lawyer.

2. It will instantly give you a best case scenario and outcome once you
have entered all of the relevant information to your case. Your best
case outcome is not dependent on how much you are willing to spend in
Lawyer Fee's.

3. Show you the best strategy in a trial and is less prone to error
from overlooking one small fact of evidence.

4. Can always find a perfect retort in court examination or
cross-examination depending on the information that is given it.

5. It will answer your question's at any time without sending you a
bill for one hours time when the consultation would only take 5 minutes.

6. Keeps all of your information confidential.

7. It always keeps true to its Computer operator and the operator's
best interest.

8. You will not find it out on a Golf Course when it should be working
on your interest. It is always ready and able to handle any legal advice
that you might need.

9. It answers your questions promptly and does not have a secretary to
take a message so that they can get back to you some time next year.

10. It does not go chasing after accident victims while leaving your
case hanging.

11. It does not lie!

12. It will not make sex with your wife!