Very Important Tips

If you are ever forced by a thief or someone to take money out of an ATM
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"Enter your pin number reversed."

So if your number is 1254 mark 4521.

The ATM machine will give you your money that time, but it will
automatically immediately recognize this as a plea for help and will alert
the police immediately unknown to the thief.

This option is in all ATM machines, but not many people know this.

Please pass this information on to others. No harm in keeping this in
mind!!

Here are some small interesting stories to teach you Big management fundas from moral of the story:

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.  Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $ 800 to drop that towel."  After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $ 800 and leaves.  The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.  When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $ 800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.  After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.  The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"  The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the managerare walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.  They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie
says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the
world." Puff!  She's gone.  Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply
of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Puff!  He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered:
"Sure, why not."  So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.  All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."  "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.  They're packed with nutrients."  The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.  He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
BullSh!t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.  While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.  As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.  A passing cat heard the bird d singing and came to investigate.  Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story

(1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


This ends the 3-minute management course.

Some famous Quotes and Proverbs

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not in hand.
Saint Thomas Acquinas

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.
Joseph Addison

People don't have fortunes left them in that style nowadays, men have to work and women to marry for money. It's a dreadfully unjust world.
Louisa May Alcott

Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in the steps they trod.
Aristophanes

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
Richard Armour  

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
James Barrie

When one door closes another one opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.
Alexander Graham Bell

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing
that money can not buy -- to wit, the wag of a dog's tail.
Josh Billings

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
William Blake

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar,
but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
Robert Brault

God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Love come out of heaven unasked and unsought.
Pearl S. Buck

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
John Burrough

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler  

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town.
Truman Capote

We are accustomed to say that the truth makes men free.
It does nothing of the kind.
It is the knowledge of the truth that creates freedom.
"Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
Ernest H. Cherrington

One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!
Winston Churchill

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases.
Jeremy Collier

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
Charles Caleb Colton

Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.
Marquis de Condorcet

Age is a matter of feeling not of years.
George W. Curtis  

The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents,and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
James Dean

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
Jimmy Dean

Cheerfulness and content are great beautifiers and famous preservers of good looks.
Charles Dickens

If you can dream it, you can do it.
Walt Disney

To love someone means to see him as God intended him.
Feodor Dostoevsky

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Maureen Dowd, American Newspaper Columnist  

If we all did the things we are capable of, we would astound ourselves.
Thomas Edison

A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
Albert Einstein

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
Jim Elliot

Perservance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another!
Walter Elliott

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
No man has learned anything rightly, until he knows that every day is Doomsday.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

Engineers v/s Doctors

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So both groups gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority .

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes

Away....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE.

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroo! m... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined.


SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA): !
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the loc al to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets ................... ....

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........

Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don't mess with Engineers.

Guidelines

Don't attempt to run from the past,
it is always behind you.

Don't be afraid of opposition;
Remember a kite rises against, not with the wind.

Don't be afraid of tomorrow,
for God has already been there.

Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless,
a treasure you can always carry easily.

Don't be angry at a friend who told your secret,
for neither could you keep it to yourself.

Don't be concerned others not appreciating you.
Be concerned about your not appreciating others. (Confucius)

Don't be irreplaceable -- if you can't be replaced,
you won't be promoted.

Don't be so Heavenly minded
that you do no earthly good.

Don't control, be in control.
(Kwai Chang Caine in Kung Fu, The Legend Continues)

Don't count the days, make the days count.
(Mohammed Ali)

Don't cry because it's over,
smile because it happened.

Don't ever slam a door-
you may want to go back.

Don't fear failure so much that
you refuse to try new things.

The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions:
could have, might have, and should have. (Louis E. Boone)

Don't get good at doing something
if you don't like doing it.

Don't get married only because of the money.
You can borrow it cheaper. (Z. Z. Gabor)

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap,
but by the seeds you plant. (Robert Louis Stevenson)

Don't just get something out of church,
put something into it.

Don't kill the dream - execute it!

Don't learn the tricks of the trade,
learn the trade.

Don't let anybody walk trough your
mind with dirty feet. (Gandhi)

Don't let people drive you crazy when
it is within walking distance.

Don't let time take control of your destiny.
Let your destiny take control of your time.
(Ulrick Ricardo Milord)

Don't let what you cannot do interfere
with what you can do. (John Wooden)

Don't let your life slip through your fingers
by living in the past or for the future.

Don't limit your challenges - challenge your limits.

Don't listen to what I say; listen to what I mean.

Don't love the things you own, lest they own you.

Don't measure your life by how many breaths you take,
measure it by how many times you get your breath taken away