Funny examination papers!!!

All these are from REAL answer papers from PGDCA (Post Graduate Diploma in Computers Applications) exam conducted by a reputed Govt institute (Please dont ask me which, since it may defame the reputation). Iam posting only parts of the answers that are funny. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Q) Write short notes on Assembly Language & High-Level Languages. A) Assembly language is a language that can be understand only by 'PARLIAMENT MEMEBERS'. High level languages cannont be understand by common people. Morevoer its 'VERY EXPENSIVE'. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q) Write short notes on Internet. A) (The answer started like this) We have been using the internet for the past 50 years for our day to today needs.. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Q) (It was a true/false question,, i dont remember exatly what the question was) A) Truse I think he was really CONFUSED. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Q) Write short notes on generations of microprocessors. A) Pentium II: Pentium II was like the child of a pentium pro mother & pentium mmx father.. (This is an exact quote from a text book i think,, if someone know the name of the book, please post it here) ------------------------------------------------------------------ Q) Differentiate between MAN & WAN. A) MAN : Mild Area Network WAN : Wild Area Network. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Please dont copy in exams, even if so please do it correctly, here's why: The correct answer for a question was Push (push updates) Answer: Bush!! Next one, correct answer was lynx (a web browser) Anwers: Linx, Linux, Linus (& so on).. Think this was a copy chain. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Q) How can we get an internet connection.. A) The answer started with a big drawing of an internet explorer browser with google & below it "This is how we get internet connection".. The drawing was really nice!! It showed all details.. ----------------------------------------------------------------- I wish i could i could take some snaps of those papers, but it'll land me in deep trouble.. There were some intresting pictures also.. The valuation is still on the way.. Will update if i get more..