Life is fast lane

At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of seriousbackache.
The doctor examines him and asks him " What the hell did you do to yourback?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise . On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was still dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw at him, That's how I sprained my back.
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor says "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now ..Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives , he looks even worse than the first two patients do.
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
"Well I was hiding in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor.