Japanese English

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in
 US!!!

 A few years ago, Japan's Prime Minister Mori was given
 some Basic English Conversation training before he
 visited Washington and met president Bill Clinton.

 The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you
 shake hands with
 President Clinton, please say 'how are you'.
 Then Mr. Clinton will say," I'm fine, and you?"
 Now you should say 'me too'.

 Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for
 you."

 It looked quite simple, but the truth was....
 When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are
 You?".

 Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to
 react with humor:
 "Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

 Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, hahaha..hahaha"

 Then there was a long silence in the meeting room