Want Some Time Off?

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

There are only 365 days per year available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per
week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170
days, leaving only 91 days.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for another
23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.

With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only
22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only
20 days per year available for work.

We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down
to 15 days.

We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day
available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day
off!!