Bank Robbery

Excerpted from an article  which appeared in the Dublin Times about a
bank robbery on March 2,1999:

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling
the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables,
were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the
bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found
- only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape
system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."  The
robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained
nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes
were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a single diamond, or an
ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of
pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING"