Politically Correct Jokes

 
The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the   attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big   tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents   from the Pentagon,   we   have copies of everything."
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to  you. It is  a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs...  I would like to ensure that we had nothing in    connection with   that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A  guy walks in and asks the   barman,   "Isn't that Bush and  Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
over and says,  "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and  one   bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you  no-one would worry  about   the 14 million Pakistanis!"
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Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!

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A man is! taking a walk  in Central park in New York.   Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a    pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He  succeeds in killing  the   dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over  and says: "You are a   hero,   tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
"Brave New Yorker saves  the   life of little girl".
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
"Brave American saves life of little girl" the   policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what   are you then?"
The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers say: "Extremist kills  innocent American  dog"