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The Evolution of Programmer

2008-11-12T20:39:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { font-size: 10pt; font-family:Verdana } High School/Jr.High 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" 20 END First year in College program Hello(input, output) begin writeln('Hello World') end. Senior year in College (defun hello (print (cons 'Hello (list 'World)))) New professional #include void main(void) {

Error 87 from GetProxyAccount , SysAdmin

2008-10-18T14:12:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } I work as ERP Manager in one of the leading company of Nepal. Recently, I came across a problem. The problem was that one of the customized process to upload was not running from the application. The process runs a DTS package with command (xp_cmdshell). So, IT people have to run it from back end

Error Performing Inpage Operation

2008-10-18T13:40:00.000+05:30

One of my friends' portable hard disk was infected with virus like new folder. I brought it to my house to copy some data to it. I have installed Symantec Antivirus. Whenever I try to insert the USB cable in port, the computer hanged. I tried many times. I then, disabled Antivirus. Later on, while I try to open a drive of infected hard disk, it showed an error message called "Error

SIXTH SENSE

2008-10-14T11:39:00.000+05:30

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying 'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.' The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?' The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.' The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange

Ramco’s ERP Applications (Rel 6)

2008-10-03T23:16:00.001+05:30

Ramco's ERP Applications (Rel 6)Ramco is a leading organization in ERP Products. Ramco's ERPApplications have been implemented in Surya Nepal Pvt. Ltd. since adecade. Few years ago, Ramco released a newer version (Release 6) ofits ERP products. Surya Nepal is one of the last companies to shift tonewer version. Although, Ramco has released web based ERP, there arelot of old companies which still

A Mathematician's Love Letter

2008-10-02T10:21:00.000+05:30

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ De-Morgan's Law, Binomial Avenue, United States of Matrices. My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw your cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta

10 ways to survive office politics

2008-09-29T14:15:00.000+05:30

Office politics will never go away. It's a fact of company life. However, destructive office politics can demoralize an organization, hamper productivity, and increase turnover. Here are some tips, applicable for both staff and management, on dealing with office politics. #1: Live at peace with others The easiest way to avoid problems with politics is to get along with people. I'm not

I Need You!

2008-09-29T13:41:00.000+05:30

I Need You! My need for you is strong. I think of you and my heart races, My body trembles, and my spirit soars. I try to fight the craving for you, But I know the cause is lost. I must have you again. I fear that the world will someday know About my weakness for you. I know that if I go to you For one more taste of you, My guilt will overcome me And a heavy penance will be paid.

Funny examination papers!!!

2008-09-29T11:44:00.000+05:30

All these are from REAL answer papers from PGDCA (Post Graduate Diploma in Computers Applications) exam conducted by a reputed Govt institute (Please dont ask me which, since it may defame the reputation). Iam posting only parts of the answers that are funny. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Q) Write short notes on Assembly Language & High-Level

Is The Computer a Man or a Woman ??

2008-09-07T12:57:00.001+05:30

language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"The teacher wasn't certain which it was

Google Suggest

2008-09-05T17:48:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } What is Google Suggest? Google Suggest adds suggestions to your search query while you type it. For example, if you type "Chicago" in Google's search box, then Google will suggest "Chicago Tribune", "Chicago Cubs", "

engineer,mathematician and lawyer

2008-09-02T13:57:00.000+05:30

A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, ''''What is 2+2?'''' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''''4.'''' Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ''''4.0'''' Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer

Five things that make it great to work in IT.

2008-09-01T15:42:00.003+05:30

5. You're the hero when you solve problems When an employee is desperately trying to get a critical project plan finished under deadline but accidentally deletes the latest version of the file and then calls IT in a panic, an IT professional can swoop in and recover the file. Pow! Instant hero status. Some grateful employees will even bake you cookies, invite you to the finance department's

10 illegal job interview questions

2008-08-29T00:22:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } #1: Where were you born? This question might seem like small talk as you get to know a person, but it could also be used to gather information illegally about the candidate's national origin. Although it may seem more relevant, you should also avoid asking, "Are you a U.S. citizen?" You can ask

[Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver]Syntax error or access violation

2008-08-27T16:59:00.000+05:30

This error came when I compile a procedure. It is related to SQL Server 2000. The error is due to use of some ascii character in procedures. Last time, when I used '{' mistakely in a procedure and tried to compile it, then this error come. So, check your procedure properly and you will be able to fix the problem.

Linux vs Windows

2008-08-09T23:05:00.001+05:30

How to unlock a folder or file locked by softwares like Folder Locker, Folder Access, PC locker?

2008-08-08T22:37:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } There are numerous softwares tools found in internet which have ability to lock a file or folder, so as to secure important and secret files. Few examples are Folder Access, Folder Locker, PC locker, etc. Some of these

Web versus Windows Applications

2008-08-08T22:32:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } In today's computer world, Web Applications are creating havoc. The much growing popularity of web applications has forced to define the meaning of Information Technology in different way. Also, the line between Windows and Web Application is blurring. In web applications also, today most of

Symptoms of a virus in a computer

2008-08-06T21:56:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Virus, Trojans, spams have brought down top IT companies to its knees. It's no doubt that these also degrade performance of one's computer. I have included herewith top symptoms of a computer being affected by a virus.

SQL Server problem: Cannot resolve collation conflict for equal to operation.

2008-08-05T14:23:00.000+05:30

Cannot resolve collation conflict for equal to operation. The error comes when the collation type of the columns to be compared does not match or conflict. For example if this query gives above error. select * from usertable where loginname = cust_no To resolve this problem, collate database_default needs can be added arround "=" operator. Like below. select *

How to get version of SQL Server?

2008-08-05T13:22:00.000+05:30

To get version of SQL Server. Open the SQL Query Analyzer. You can open query analyzer by going to run and typing isqlw. Type the following and press F5. select @@version. You will get the result like. Microsoft SQL Server 2000 - 8.00.760 (Intel X86) Dec 17 2002 14:22:05 Copyright (c) 1988-2003 Microsoft Corporation Enterprise Edition on Windows NT 5.0 (Build 2195: Service Pack 3)

Try to speak Nepali for whole day

2008-08-01T10:33:00.000+05:30

Just try to speak Nepali without using single word of English for whole day. Bring the revolution of nationalism………….. (hamro vasa hamro vesh…pran bhanda pyaro desh) Have a nice day! ----- Ramro din leu! What's up? ----- Mathi ke Cha? You're kidding! ----- Timi bachcha banai rah chau! Don't kid me! ----- Malai bachcha na banau! Yo, baby! What's up? ----- Chori haru,

Free Microsoft Product Keys

2008-07-29T07:17:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Microsoft Visual Studio 2008 Pro TF2GC-RKQMV-H2BRG-3MRW8-7PMQ6 Microsoft Windows XP 2000 Service Pack 1 WXVY9-WH4VK-9FJGG-WMGWJ-RRVTB

Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage - a Programmers Perspective

2008-07-27T00:29:00.001+05:30

~~~~~~~~~~~~First Love Marriage : Resembles procedural programming language. Wehave some set functions like flirting, going to movies together,making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functionsto the candidate we like.It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises withtime thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.Family system hangs because

Search Engine Facts - Patent Analysis

2008-07-23T23:11:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } 1. Patent analysis: how search engines deal with inbound links This month, Yahoo was granted a patent that describes how link texts may be used to increase the relevancy ranking of a web page. Although the patent was filed in 2002, it provides interesting details about how search engines

Write a HTML Control with Javascript function using Response.Write

2008-07-23T22:44:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Most of ASP.net programmers must have came across writing HTML control by using asp.net. It's not a problem. It can simply be done like this. Response.Write(" "); But the

Female Software Programming ( Computer Humor )

2008-07-20T16:41:00.001+05:30

Struct female_professional s{double styles;Short skirts;Long time_to_understand_ problems;float mind;Void knowledge;Char non_co-operative;}Struct married_females{double weight;Short tempered;Long gossip;Float hopes;Void word;Char unstable;}Struct engaged_females{double time_on_phone;Short attention_on_ work;Long boast;Float on_cloud_nine;Void understanding;Char edgy;}Struct newly_married_ females

Best type of surgical patients

2008-07-18T23:23:00.001+05:30

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Five surgeons are discussing who are the best type of surgical patients.The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operatingtable, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!Everything inside them is color coded."The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best,everything

HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND ;-)

2008-07-16T21:19:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } 1. You can stare at any Girl....... ************ * 2. You don't have to spend money on her. ************ * 3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers. ************ * 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. ************ * 5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u. *******

A beautiful poem written by a Father to save his Daughter !!!

2008-07-16T17:41:00.000+05:30

Do read it once...........I am sure u also won't be left untouched by the words and the feelings that they depict. The last stanza, after reading from the beginning, suddenly slows down the heart-beats.. DAD - BABY RACHEL - MOM A sad Dad's poem... This is a beautiful poem. There is an appeal from a Zimbabwean couple at the bottom of message, not asking for anything more than

The Best Gym to Lose Weight - Satisfaction Gauranteed

2008-07-16T17:33:00.000+05:30

One fat guy - One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the

Side effects of alcohol & remedies!!!

2008-07-16T17:30:00.000+05:30

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause: You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry. Cause: You're looking through an

He vs. she

2008-07-14T10:10:00.000+05:30

How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE) 1. The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career. 2. HIS desk is cluttered. He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man. HER desk is cluttered. She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain 3. HE is talking with his co-workers.

Bollywood Classroom

2008-07-13T14:51:00.001+05:30

If you are aspiring to strike a career in the Bollywood, be it a director, script writer or even penning dialogues, this section will be very helpful to you for it contains the scenes and dialogues which every film has and you cannot afford to miss it !! Some of the here may be rather sexist, chauvinistic, supercilious, vapid, racist, tasteless, offensive and emotionally backward, but we have to

Newton Romance Laws

2008-07-13T14:46:00.001+05:30

Newton in romantic mood...... Universal law: "Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money " First law: "A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play

An Interesting CV

2008-07-11T21:51:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA) Education: - B.S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994 - M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(

9 financial signs of a cheating spouse

2008-07-11T21:04:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Credit card statements that reflect charges for flowers, jewelry or other gift items that the spouse did not receive. Unauthorized or surprise withdrawals from joint bank accounts. Deposit slips or bank statements that indicate the existence of a previously unknown checking or savings

6 Qualities of a Good Domain Name

2008-07-10T22:22:00.001+05:30

Choosing a good domain name is crucial to the success or failure of your business. You may wonder how something so small and slight could have an impact on your business, but the best way to compare this is to think about how important location is to an offline business? If you do not have a good location, you are likely not going to get many visitors. The same holds true for a good domain name

Registering Your Domain Name

2008-07-10T22:05:00.002+05:30

Registering a domain name is a quick process that often seems complex. It is far easier than most general web surfers suspect. You can quickly learn how to register a domain name with a little forethought.You need little know-how to register a domain name. Your first task is to find a company that will let you perform a search in what is known as a "WHOIS" database. These databases contains all

Technical Alphabets

2008-07-09T13:15:00.001+05:30

Three Hearts

2008-07-08T16:41:00.000+05:30

A doctor tells a rich old man that he's going to die if he doesn't get a new heart soon. The old man tells the doctor to search the world for the best heart available, money is no object. A few days later the doctor calls the old man and says he has found three hearts but they are all expensive. The old man reminds the doctor that he is filthy rich and implores him to tell him about the donors

Life is fast lane

2008-07-08T14:04:00.000+05:30

At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of seriousbackache. The doctor examines him and asks him " What the hell did you do to yourback?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise . On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony

Undocumented SQL Server Iteration Procedures

2008-07-07T22:28:00.002+05:30

I rarely encourage the use of iteration when database programming because looping constructs in the database world tend to be harder to manage and much slower than set-based constructs. However, there are times when using iteration inside the database engine is useful. I'll present a few examples using two undocumented system stored procedures provided by Microsoft. (Note: The examples in this

Quickly backup database in SQL Server 2000 and 2005

2008-07-07T22:23:00.001+05:30

You can easily backup SQL server database by following command inISQLW [SQL Query Analyzer]. Just you need to replace [database name]with actual database name and also give actual physical path where uwant to make backup file.Backup Database [Database name] to disk='c:\tt.bak'

What a tragedy..

2008-07-06T14:10:00.002+05:30

One man got a child .... ... ... .... ... ... 1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you? ... ... ... ... child said ping pong ball ... ... ... ... 2'nd b'day- Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball ... ... .... ... 3rd b'day Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball ... ... ... .... 4th bday Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball ... ... .... .... ... ... 5th

Change your thinking

2008-07-06T10:27:00.000+05:30

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on hi s back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement

100 Best Companies to work for

2008-07-05T22:51:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Rank Company Job growth U.S. employees 1 Google 60% 8,134 2 Quicken Loans 68% 4,920 3 Wegmans Food Markets 4% 35,302 4 Edward Jones 5% 31,451 5 Genentech 9% 10,842 6 Cisco Systems 17%

More English Confusion

2008-07-05T22:21:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Better resume working on your resume if you want that job.Hand me those lead pencils so I can lead the class in writing withthem.I want a bedroom suite just like the one in that hotel suite.That insert was not the one that I was told to insert into thatenvelope.He's going out to the banks of the

Creating a Corporate Writing Style

2008-07-02T22:15:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Developing a corporate writing style will unify your company's communications and create a unique 'voice' that enhances corporate recognition and brand awareness. To ensure that your corporate writing style is applied consistently, you need a style-guide. Writing style refers to the words and

Website Optimisation Techniques

2008-07-02T22:12:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } As well as link building and on-page optimisation, there are some other very important SEO factors which can help your website index and rank in search engine listings. The following techniques are grouped into the category named 'website optimisation' and should not be overlooked when preparing

How To Choose A Website Layout

2008-07-02T22:01:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } The layout for a website is as important as the content that is chosen for the website itself. This is because the layout decides how easy a website is to navigate and how easy it is to find things on it. You have probably noticed yourself that there are layouts which are fast and easy to use

What DBA do

2008-07-02T21:55:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } It's been said that the database administrator (DBA) has three basic tasks. In decreasing order of importance, they are: protect the data, protect the data, and protect the data. Although data integrity is clearly the #1 job (who cares if the database is available or fast if the data isn't good)

World Gets Happier

2008-07-01T22:18:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Despite the anxieties of these times, happiness has been on the rise around the world in recent years, a new survey finds. if(window.yzq_d==null)window.yzq_d=new Object(); window.yzq_d['8AvsB9GDJGA-']='&U=13fnfgod2%2fN%3d8AvsB9GDJGA-%2fC%3d674272.12804990.13083882.1442997%2fD%3dLREC%2fB%

Physics Exam

2008-07-01T08:36:00.000+05:30

The following concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper using a barometer." One student replied: "You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer will

Laloos Personal Computer

2008-07-01T08:23:00.000+05:30

Facts on Foods

2008-06-29T11:17:00.002+05:30

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word onnutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all thoseconflicting medical studies.FACTS1 Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than theAussie's, British or Americans.2 Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than thePingInfoView The simplest of all Internet tools is the humble ping command, which lets you use the command prompt

Japanese English

2008-06-20T16:11:00.000+05:30

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! A few years ago, Japan's Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English Conversation training before he visited Washington and met president Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hands with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'. Then Mr. Clinton will say," I'm fine, and you?"

The Ten Commandments of Marriage

2008-06-20T09:31:00.000+05:30

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Commandment 1.Marriages are made in heaven. But, so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman

Genealogy

2008-06-19T10:36:00.000+05:30

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it

Very Important Tips

2008-06-19T10:25:00.000+05:30

If you are ever forced by a thief or someone to take money out of an ATM machine, ............................... ............................ ......................... .................. ........... ....... .... "Enter your pin number reversed." So if your number is 1254 mark 4521. The ATM machine will give you your money that time, but it will automatically immediately recognize this as a

Management Fundas

2008-06-17T09:39:00.000+05:30

Here are some small interesting stories to teach you Big management fundas from moral of the story: Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give

SALARY DAY

2008-06-13T23:48:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A GUY Heading First Week Second Week Third Week Fourth Week a) Bank Balance 20000 2000 200 20 b) Conveyance Auto ('I can afford it') Share Auto ('I would like to share. I am selfless!') Bus ('Public figures should travel by public

How to open pdf in Full Screen Mode?

2008-06-13T23:39:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } With Adobe Acrobat Reader, you can open a pdf file in Full Screen Mode by first opening the file in reader and pressing Ctrl + K or selecting Full Screen mode from View menu of reader. But, if you want to open a pdf file in Full Screen mode by default, you will need a Acrobat Writer. Press

Some famous Quotes and Proverbs

2008-06-12T21:35:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not in hand. Saint Thomas Acquinas What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. Joseph Addison People don't have fortunes left them in that style nowadays, men have to work and women to marry for money. It's a

Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds

2008-06-12T08:41:00.000+05:30

(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers) 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. (man....if only I knew A B C....) 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. (sure...thanx for the warning!) 3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. (in months or years?) 4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere

Tongue Twisters

2008-06-12T08:34:00.000+05:30

1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand! 2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. 3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds. 4. A

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

2008-06-11T18:39:00.000+05:30

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft? Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is

Bill Gates' 11 Rules of Life...

2008-06-11T18:34:00.001+05:30

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school . He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how thisconcept set them up for failure in the real world.Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world

Brilliant Ads.... (part 3)

2008-06-10T13:07:00.001+05:30

Brilliant Ads.... (part 2)

2008-06-10T13:06:00.000+05:30

Brilliant Ads.... (new ones)

2008-06-10T13:05:00.000+05:30

Navy Green Template

2008-06-08T21:52:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } This is a Navy Greenish website template. You can try out free for your website by adding your content. You will need to edit the pictures in navigation bar as per your requirement. Click here to download. Thanks.

Underground Economy

2008-06-07T23:08:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Cyber crime is big business. See charts displaying the current prices paid for stolen data or for infecting machines or for SPAM mails. Pay-out for each unique adware installation 30 cents in the United States, 20 cents in Canada, 10 cents in the UK, 2 cents elsewhere Malware

Crystal Report in VS2005 (VB)

2008-06-02T08:24:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } In VS2005 (VB), First you have to create a crystal report (say CrystalReport1) and add a crystal report viewer (say CView), then the code behind is given below. Dim dataSet As DataSet Dim crReportDocument As CrystalReport1Dim Con As SqlConnectionDim Da As SqlDataAdapterDim conn As String = "

Use of Framset

2008-06-01T14:11:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } frameset is an element of HTML used to show multiple pages in same window, i.e. each page in a frame. Element frameset is not supported by XHTML 1.0 Transitional. But it can be used like this DAS Reports <

How to enable and disable Task Manager in windows?

2008-05-31T22:11:00.005+05:30

Task Manager may be disabled in your computer due to virus or intentionally disabled. If you try to open Task Manager, it may show message like "Task Manager has been disabled by Administrator". You can enable or disable Task Manager by two methods.Group Policy EditorGo to Start -> RunType gpedit.msc and press Enter.In the left pane of new window opened, navigate to User Configuration ->

How To Face The Problem

2008-05-27T09:34:00.000+05:30

It's 3:00 A.M. and Mona wakes up to see her husband pacing the floor. "Morris, why can't you sleep?" she asks him. "You know our next door neighbor, Patel. I borrowed $1000 from him, and it's due tomorrow morning and I don't have the money. I don't know what I'm going to do." Mohinder replies. Mona gets out of bed and opens the window. "Patel!" she shouts, and several times more, "Patel!

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude

2008-05-26T11:27:00.000+05:30

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girl friend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots

Male Vs Female At The Atm Machine

2008-05-25T16:15:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

Golden Words of Hitler

2008-05-25T14:49:00.000+05:30

When u r in light, everything will follow u. But when u enter dark, even your own shadow will not follow u that is life God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines. Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're getting. People may not

Funny Defination

2008-05-25T11:15:00.001+05:30

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture: An

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

2008-05-25T11:14:00.000+05:30

1. No Breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease. 4. High Sugar

Ant & Grasshopper

2008-05-25T11:11:00.000+05:30

Ant & Grasshopper (Re-Loaded story in present context of New Nepal 2065) The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. Modern Version

A leader should know how to manage failure

2008-05-23T19:16:00.001+05:30

Could you give an example, from your ownexperience, of how leaders should manage failure?Kalam: Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the projectdirector of India's satellite launch vehicle program, commonly called theSLV-3. Our goal was to put India's "Rohini" satellite into orbit by 1980.I was given funds and human resources -- but was told clearly that by 1980we had to launch

The Little things

2008-05-23T18:57:00.001+05:30

The Little thingsAfter Sept. 11th, one company invited the remaining members of othercompanies who had been decimated by the attack on the Twin Towersto share ! their available office space.At a morning meeting, the head of security told stories of why thesepeople were alive... and all the stories were just:a L I TT L E' things.One woman was late because heralarm clock didn't go off in time.One

Laughing will increase ur life

2008-05-20T23:29:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } 1.) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called.. "IT professionals" 2.) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt: "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my

Anatomy of CSS

2008-05-20T23:19:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } A CSS rule consists of two parts: Selector - the part before the left curly brace Declaration - the part within the curly braces. It contains Property and values. Selector { Property : Value} Eg. H1 {

Engineers v/s Doctors

2008-05-15T09:08:00.000+05:30

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority . SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI): -------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- - 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......

Astonishing Facts (worth a Read)

2008-05-14T08:18:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } Facts and Figures 1) If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side. 2) If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism

Want Some Time Off?

2008-05-13T08:31:00.000+05:30

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are only 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts

Best answer by B.E students during Viva

2008-05-10T21:28:00.001+05:30

This is best answer by B.E students during viva.This one is for those who had nightmares during their Engineering Viva's....:lol::lol: Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in A.C. as compared to D.C. ? Candidate : An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker. External (to student) : "

We Are Unique!

2008-05-08T17:34:00.000+05:30

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman

Java Interview attended by our dear Banta

2008-05-07T18:28:00.000+05:30

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? A. Terms are different ... nothing more Q. What is JFC ? A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow? A. Send it through

How to optimize for Google?

2008-05-05T23:02:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } These site optimization tips are originally published in Sitepro.com A number of considerations which play a role in successful rankings in Google, and also touch on some tactics which are best avoided are discussed below. RedirectsIf you need to use redirects on your site, it is very

Can You Figure These Out?

2008-05-05T11:42:00.000+05:30

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for Over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go

A Few Windows XP Tips

2008-05-05T11:00:00.000+05:30

Reach Run quickly Here's a quicker way to reach the Run dialog box, if you don't want to go through the Start menu. Just hit the Windows key + R. Looking for a better screen font display? Enable ClearType, Microsoft's trademark font display technology, for a drastic improvement in screen font rendering. Right-click anywhere on your desktop. Now select Properties. Under the Appearance tab,

Connect to SQL Server Database using ASP.Net and VB.Net

2008-05-04T22:56:00.001+05:30

.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma } For connecting to SQL database from asp.net, we have to import namespace System.Data.SqlClient provided by Visual Studio. First, you have to define connection like this. Imports System.Data.SqlClient 'place this in

Did u know..

2008-05-04T02:29:00.001+05:30

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